Acquaintance of Seo. Chevron had a falling out with her friend group as a result of some personal beef with Spider, and hasn't left her own site since. Hobby is changing her name when she gets bored of it. Her printer is haunted.
Papercuts: a site where you can get printed things, like papercrafts. Even the garden is made of printed paper flowers. Aside from Splat, there aren't too many visitors lately, to Chevron's preference.
Print. Chevron is handy with printers... usually.
"...Can I help you." It's not so much a question, though.
I dunno what she's up to... she won't talk to us.
She looks kinda bummed. Let's fire her up with a song!
She knows something...
Still don't wanna hang out with me? Fine, fine... your loss.
maybe a footer. maybe not.
What's with this printer.