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Let's suppose the story begins here, at this site.

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On an ordinary day, this place would see not a single visitor -- spare the creator of the site himself, if you're feeling charitable enough to count him.

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In this moment, however...

get me outta here

WOW! This site SUCKS!

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...

get me outta here

The most uninteresting site in Space!

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I always told myself that as long as I enjoyed my site, it didn't matter what anyone else thought of it.

get me outta here

Your site's ugly. No one
wants to look at it.

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Or, I tricked myself into thinking that.

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So maybe I did need praise to encourage me to keep at it after all... I didn't want to be like that. But I am.

get me outta here

Your site has absolutely nothing of value.

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If I don't work on this anymore, then I can't let myself down.