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The name's Java.
The name's Java.
You've noticed the antlers by now -- they're actually antennas I use to locate sites, and viruses too -- in our ever-expanding world.
What else, what else...
I'm a Pisces -- surprising, I know, but it could be absolutely worse.
Oh, so we're doing this now.
I thrive in chilly weather, and my hobbies are travelling and musing about the mysteries of this world, to name a few.
So what exactly lead me to this situation? Simply put, Spider's viruses ate away at my site, my mind.
The existential dread was too much to bear, and in that moment I felt I had to log off, not even I to know if or when I'd log in again.
But to my surprise, Seo found me and dragged me right out of The Bin! And so my return was quicker than expected.
In any case, here I am: siteless, and at your service, if you wish.
...
Another victim of Spider... Alright, group huddle.
So what do we think.
He sounds really smart.
Or really dense.
Oh... He seems kind, though.
Kind-a fuckin' dense.
Right... I'm trying to be empathetic but I don't know if I trust him. His story doesn't line up so well.
I'm certain it's impossible to be logged in without a site...
But then again, his ability to find sites and viruses could prove useful to us...
So what's our verdict? Should we keep this one around or what? Vote now.
Voting aye! ^^
Iiii dunno, he seems shady. He's gotta be using some trickery to be here without a site. My vote's no.
Aye.
Hm, that's even.