java_

The name's Java.

java_

You've noticed the antlers by now -- they're actually antennas I use to locate sites, and viruses too -- in our ever-expanding world.

java_

What else, what else...

java_

I'm a Pisces -- surprising, I know, but it could be absolutely worse.

ram_

Oh, so we're doing this now.

java_

I thrive in chilly weather, and my hobbies are travelling and musing about the mysteries of this world, to name a few.

java_

So what exactly lead me to this situation? Simply put, Spider's viruses ate away at my site, my mind.

java_

The existential dread was too much to bear, and in that moment I felt I had to log off, not even I to know if or when I'd log in again.

java_

But to my surprise, Seo found me and dragged me right out of The Bin! And so my return was quicker than expected.

java_

In any case, here I am: siteless, and at your service, if you wish.

java_

...

blinkie_

Another victim of Spider... Alright, group huddle.

blinkie_

So what do we think.

midi_

He sounds really smart.

ram_

Or really dense.

midi_

Oh... He seems kind, though.

ram_

Kind-a fuckin' dense.

blinkie_

Right... I'm trying to be empathetic but I don't know if I trust him. His story doesn't line up so well.

blinkie_

I'm certain it's impossible to be logged in without a site...

blinkie_

But then again, his ability to find sites and viruses could prove useful to us...

blinkie_

So what's our verdict? Should we keep this one around or what? Vote now.

midi_

Voting aye! ^^

ram_

Iiii dunno, he seems shady. He's gotta be using some trickery to be here without a site. My vote's no.

seo_

Aye.

blinkie_

Hm, that's even.

java_

If they're not discussing in detail the impressive symbolism of my tragic backstory or that I'm definitely kind of cute... Maybe too cute? Are they perhaps intimidated--