For example, did you know that computer automation cannot be trusted? That is why you are to complete your tasks manually.
But people are fickle, too -- so triple check your work.
I don't have the bandwidth to check for you. Teamwork is essential here.
This isn't teamwork. This is abuse.
That's a strong word!
But not as strong as some of the words I'm finding in those documents you downloaded. Send them to The Bin.
Sure.
(What is she talking about this time?)
(Wait... Could that folder--)
Are you listening?
Space has already reached 1058 residents, and though steadily, the counter's log in number could accelerate at any point.
That number's rigged by your viruses.
Just another example of computers being inaccurate!
???
1058... and not a single interesting site. Space needs my site's guidance as expected.
But thanks to you falling behind, Crawl is still not ready to debut. We're supposed to have this site prepared far in advance of the acceleration.
Only you can help me succeed with this launch.
Won't that be a great accomplishment for you? I'm honored to nurture your success.
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So keep alert. We're going to need my viruses' eyes on all the new sites. Don't miss a single one.
Now get back to work. I'm busy with the highest of priorities.
Yeah, yeah...
Spider leaves.
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