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Oops, that didn't work out the way I thought it would... That Melissa's got a mind of her own!

wes_

Yeah... so it's hopeless...

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Nooo! We're not giving up! Let's try having a better outlook!

wes_

Anything's better than Outl**k...

wes_

...

wes_

If she's a girl who likes emails...

wes_

You could have named her Mailissa.

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!

applet_

Hey, that's pretty good! Kinda hard to pronounce, though...

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But wow, you actually thought about it?! I'm so honored!

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Maybe you could be my beta reader or something?!

wes_

No... Never mind. I'm not helping you with your fics.

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Aww...

******_

...and back to sleep you go.