Oops, that didn't work out the way I thought it would... That Melissa's got a mind of her own!
Yeah... so it's hopeless...
Nooo! We're not giving up! Let's try having a better outlook!
Anything's better than Outl**k...
...
If she's a girl who likes emails...
You could have named her Mailissa.
!
Hey, that's pretty good! Kinda hard to pronounce, though...
But wow, you actually thought about it?! I'm so honored!
Maybe you could be my beta reader or something?!
No... Never mind. I'm not helping you with your fics.
Aww...