spider_

In summary, your task is to use this power to attack the sites outlined here.

spider_

Clearly I'm capable of doing this myself, but right now it's in Space's best interest if someone else executes this on my behalf.

spider_

And since you're already a fan of my work, I see you're a good fit.

spider_

This also means when Crawl is ready, I will advertise your site.

spider_

Make your decision quickly. You have five minutes until you'll be unable to leave here, and we can't have that.

spider_

Kira, do you accept the terms and conditions?

kb_

Save yourself a syllable, babe, and call me KB!

spider_

... (So annoying. Just like his brother.)

spider_

KB, do you accept the terms and conditions?

******_

He enthusiastically knees the checkbox.

kb_

Yep! Give it here!

******_

Spider slaps her colorful wires at KB's head. This does something. Probably.

spider_

That's complete. And while you're at it, make sure you take care of a certain Seo Rakuten. I have greater things to attend to.

kb_

Oh, I'll take good care of her, "boss..."

spider_

You will.

******_

She firmly motions to a temporary door.

kb_

Yeah, yeah, I get it. And you make sure to stop on by Revolve some time! You look like a dance would do ya good!

******_

Spider is unimpressed.

spider_

...of course--

******_

Spider drops to the floor. She's sound asleep.

kb_

...

kb_

Haahaahaa, whaaat!! I am not responsible for this!

kb_

A'ight -- peace & peace out, NoFollow! I'm outta here ↗↗↗

******_

KB bounces out. The door reverts back into a wall.

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