applet_

Wes! Spider's tantrum was horrible!

wes_

Guess that means you can see while you're asleep now?

applet_

It's hazy, but yes!

applet_

Such a scary sight... Should we try to fix the monitors?

wes_

It's fine. I have enough. No use wasting time fixing them.

applet_

Hmm... right! We gotta focus on getting outta here so I can work on my site, anyway!

applet_

I'm so bored waiting around here, I sure am lucky I'm able to spy on people a bit more.

wes_

Creepy but... see anything that'll help us leave this shit hole?

applet_

Oh yeah!

wes_

Yeah?!

applet_

You'll never guess... who went on a date between battles! But get this -- neither of them even knew it was a date!!!

wes_

...then was it even a date to begin with? Wait, how are their... interpersonal relationships even relevant to us getting out of here.

applet_

'Cause now I have to decide if I wanna rewrite my whole fic or say it's canon divergent!

wes_

...

applet_

...you're upset cause you're not in it, right?

wes_

...yep, that's it alright.