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Some Sort of Greeting to the World (A Beginning)

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Moving Pixels That Eradicate My Laptop Fan Almost as Much as the S*ms 2

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Dumpster Diving for New Party Members (Is Your Mind Inside Like Mine?)

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Play Pressed to Impress

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Checking My Junk Mail to Fool Myself Into Thinking Someone Wants to Talk to Me

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If You Can't Dance-Dance to This, You Can't Do Nothin' For Me

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Wasting Paper (I Yodel Sadly Into Overpriced Ink Cartridges, Now Empty)

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A Cult Classic

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You're Crashing But You're No Int*rnet Expl*rer

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Paint Me Like One of Your Early 2000s Firef*x Skins

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Investigation (Vague Thoughts in Parentheses That Fail to Expound on That Which Precedes)

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New Old Stalk

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Everything's Going According to My Data Plan (Betrayal)

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Flashback Trip Machine

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Shut Up, Shutdown


Are We Now Really Free to Fly Higher Into Space?


Applet (You)