character select 
java_
about
Ally of Seo and absolute bullshitter. Rather than creating his own site, he is more interested in visiting sites made by everyone else--whether they're beautiful or not. Is a little bit (very) embarrassed about his "tragic backstory." Enjoys philosophy and pretending to be intelligent. Not the most trusted in the group. Closest with Seo and Midi, probably..
site
He deleted his site, so you're not sure how his existence is possible, as this contradicts the rules of the universe. Instead, is often found crashing at Midi's site, if not, Seo's.
ability
Connect. Java's (removable, but don't tell anyone!) antler-like antennas allow him to locate sites. In battle, he is definitely useless, you think.
introduction
He might skip the introduction and go straight for an existential musing, depending.
comment
He's annoying! And a bad influence! And--
He's inspiring!
A strange one... But if Midi likes him, he stays.
gallery
Him.
bonus
- none yet
maybe a footer. maybe not.
Amusing.