Ally of Seo and absolute bullshitter. Rather than creating his own site, he is more interested in visiting sites made by everyone else--whether they're beautiful or not. Is a little bit (very) embarrassed about his "tragic backstory." Enjoys philosophy and pretending to be intelligent. Not the most trusted in the group. Closest with Seo and Midi, probably.
He deleted his site, so you're not sure how his existence is possible, as this contradicts the rules of the universe. Instead, is often found crashing at Midi's site, if not, Seo's.
Connect. Java's (removable, but don't tell anyone!) antler-like antennas allow him to locate sites. In battle, he is definitely useless, you think.
He might skip the introduction and go straight for an existential musing, depending.
Ram: He's annoying! And a bad influence! And--
Midi: He's inspiring!
Blinkie: A strange one... But if Midi likes him, he stays.
maybe a footer. maybe not.