A cheerful, nonsensical virus who messes with the mail, among other things... but that's not your fault, right? You've yet to determine if her actions are on behalf of Spider. Claims to be from a mythical land called "New Jersey." You've never heard of it.
You doubt Melissa has a site of her own because she's a virus. She's been latching onto someone else's site instead...
She's a virus so she might be able to mod sites. Were that so, would this be her ability, or is she the ability herself? What is the distinction between virus and person, you wonder?
"Here's that document you asked for! ♡ww♡ Don't show anyone else!" That, too, ended with a preposition, but you move past it.
She is here.
maybe a footer. maybe not.