You've heard of a thesaurus before, but can't be assed to use one.
If you use this word one more time, you might start hearing it in your sleep.
Someone says it, by coincidence you tell yourself. You only noticed because you used it too much.
It's said again. You realize how overused it is after all.
You read it when it's not even there.
Follow up. Circle back. Is it equating to these? No, never.
You start your script out of order.
You think this is where the story will begin.
They're labeled as files, but you surmise the name is temporary, as it's misleading. It looks like there's somewhere to go, but there's not.
File #000001 Some Sort of Greeting to the World (A Beginning)
File #000002 Moving Pixels that Eradicate my Laptop Fan Almost as Much as the S*ms 2
File #000003 Dumpster Diving for New Party Members
File #00000? Play Pressed to Impress
File #00000? If You Can't Dance-Dance to This, You Can't Do Nothin' For Me
File #00000? Wasting Paper (I Yodel Sadly Into Overpriced Ink Cartridges, Now Empty)
File #00000? Checking My Junk Mail to Fool Myself Into Thinking Someone Wants to Talk to Me
File #00000? You're Crashing But You're No Int*rnet Expl*rer
File #00000? Paint Me Like One of Your Early 2000s Firef*x Skins
File #00000? Investigation (Vague Thoughts in Parentheses that Fail to Expound on That Which Precedes)
File #00000? Everything’s Going According to My Data Plan (Betrayal)
There are more, but you think there are enough dead ends for now.
maybe a footer. maybe not.