Acquaintance of Seo and very unreliable mailman. Prefers to read or trash your mail instead of deliver it timely or at all. Often spotted hanging around the Bin playing handheld games (single-player only). Recently a virus has been following him around, but he hasn't given much attention... Nothing seems to bother him, actually. His most defining feature is, of course, his iconic gym shorts.
It's called Sweeper, but he's never there. What kind of place could it be?
Flag. Scuzzy can sense with 100% accuracy if a message he is supposed to deliver to you is spam or otherwise malicious--but that's your problem, not his!
"I had a message for you but it wasn't important, I think. Nah, it's gone now. Don't worry about it..." Then he'd go back to playing games.
Ram: Another bad influence. So lazy!
Midi: A message for me? Fanmail, maybe?
Blinkie: Nothing phases him... Some would be jealous.
Java: Did he throw out all the love letters to me?!
he was a gamer dude he said see u l8er dude
maybe a footer. maybe not.